A lesson in pain

Ryggskott in swedish. Back shot. And not that I know what its like to be shot in the back but I imagine you end up on the floor as I did. Having had a nice relaxing massage the night before I guess the muscles were all confused about quite what their job at the moment should be. Is it to be tense and protect the spine or is it chill out and let the back take the wrap?
Well anywasy i reached for a pot low down in the fridge, screamed and then threw myself onto the kitchen floor in a kind of agony right in front of Sandra. It then took a while to get up and get onto a chair and receive some painkillers.
Everyone left and i fixed a few things, by crawling around on all fours. An attempt to get upstairs was put on hold. I googled after chiropractors in Genarp and texted a friend in the village to see if they knew any, my thought was they can come to me. No luck.
Staffanstorp was the nearest . I shuffled out to the car and tested getting in and pushing pedals. It hurt but I could do it.
No time in Staffanstorp till next week. Called Lund. Booked a time next morning. Better. Called Malmö . Got a time in an hour!! Yippee. Drove uncomfortably there. Horrible getting out. Shuffled in with a brolly for support.
Cut a long story short. She jumped on me a couple of times, and I said, "Chrrrist" loudly. It didnt really seem to make much difference at the time, but felt a bit better later.
The guy in Lund was in a different league the next day, and i got instant relief and went for a lovely walk in the afternoon.